----The sweetest Tagalog tag lines-----

hypermart k b? (clap twice) coz’ im “happy to serve” you!
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my diatabs ka ba?natatae kasi ako s taranta kapag nakikita kita! haha
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Mangkukulam kba? Ginayuma mo ata kc ako eh.
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si nemo ka ba? lagi nlng kitang hinahanap.
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ballpen ka ba? kc papel ako. perfect match tayo!
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Band aid kba? Pwde ba ktang ilagay sa sugatan kong puso.
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nakapagreview ka na ba? kasi mamaya pasasagutin na kita
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Sa sobrang dami ng mga cheesy lines ngayon wala na kong maisip na iba. Ikaw na lang ang nasa isip ko.
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Apoy ka ba? Kasi a-lab, a-lab, a-lab yo
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Banat ng bitter na ex: “So what kung may chemistry kayo? Bukod sa may history tayo… I know your anatomy…”
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cellphone ka ba? kc d kita maiwan-iwan.
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para kang utot,… nakakatakot pakawalan, nakakamatay pag pinakawalan!
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Lahat na nagmamahalan, tayo na lang ang hindi…
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pra kang facebook. d ako mkatulog dhil sau!
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SM ka ba? Because you got it all for me.
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Ate, kailangan mo ba ng balde? Nag-uumapaw kasi kgndahan mo eh :) )
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Girl: May bagong unlimited ah?
Boy: Oh? Nu naman unli un?
Girl: Ikaw, unlimited ka sa puso ko!
Boy: Wow ha! talaga?…
Girl: OO! BUKAS EXPIRED KNA!!
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Ibenta niyo na lang bahay niyo, libre ka naman tumira sa puso ko.
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Anong oras na?…Para masulat ko sa diary ko kung anong oras ako na in-love sayo…”
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I’m a bee, can you be my honey?
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Boy: saya ng araw ko!
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: dahil kasama kita..
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Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
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Hndi ka ba napapagod?
(bakit?)
maghapon ka kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
wheeee…;)
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Guy: mrs. Pwede ko poh ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Guy:ahh.. Ok poh, mea na lng uwian…
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Para kang ebak.
(bakit?)
Hindi kita kayang Paglaruan…
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maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan.. kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..
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Alam m I hate all d letters in d alphabet but I love U so much…:]]
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boy:ms. alam mo para kang chicharon, girl: why naman??? the boy answered…ang sarap mo kcing kainin at papakin….hehe…
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kupal ask: gaano moh ako kamahal?
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Cheesy banat: hindi masusukat ng ano man o nino man..
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pra kang isang lanatang bulaklak na nghi2ntay ng patak ng ulan d2 amn puso q naghi2ntay ng ksagutan…
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BAHALA PANGIT BASTA HULOG NG LANGIT. 
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OK LANG TAWAGIN MO AKONG HALIMAW BASTA OK LANG DN BA SAYO KAININ KITA?.
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MABUTI PA ANG MULTO NAG PAPARAMDAM! EH IKAW!? 
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BAHALA NA MAPUROROT BASTA PUSO’Y DI KIKIROT. 
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KAHIT DI AKO KAGWAPUHAN BASTA TANDAAN MO AAWAYIN KO SILA WAG KA LANG MAHIPUAN
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UTOT MO MAN AY MABAHO, ITO’Y AKING TITIISIN WAG KA LANG MAGLAHO. 
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ako’y isang exam kaya sgutin mo n ako
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kng mgiging tau, mamahalin kita ng parang rexona, coz i wont let you down!
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Bagyo ka ba? Ang lakas kc ng dating mo.
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sana naging dugo nlng ako. para lagi akong nsa puso mo
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boy: kala ko ba matalino ka, bat d moko kyang sagutin?
girl: eh ksi nga matalino ako at alam ko d ikaw ung sagot!
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Epinephrine ka ba? Kaw lang kc pwdeng bumuhay sa namamatay kong puso. (banat ng mga taga ER)
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REDHORSE KBA?? LAKAS TAMA KSI AKO SAYO !!!
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para kang asukal, ang sweet mo kc.
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sana science na para you’re in lab with me XD
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para kang bangko! ang laki na ng interes ko sayo!
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Ibbenta ko sau sarili ko sa mataas na presyo para matawag mo kong “mahal”
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para kang malutong na pera, ayaw kitang ibigay sa iba
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 if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. aliw!
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nakalunok ka cguro ng electricfan. ang hangin mo kase
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tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang tiisin.
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kamag-anak mo ba cna tupperware at cellophane? plastik ka rn kc eh.
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Bagyo ka ba? Ang lakas kc ng dating mo.
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sana naging dugo nlng ako. para lagi akong nsa puso mo
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